The set-up would have to have you pick a certain location (let's say, Los Angeles) and get some random resident numbers in the area with Asian-sounding last names and call them up as Buk Lau and advertise a new church that's coming soon to the area for Asians.
And as hold music, put on heavy metal or gangsta rap just for the irony of it all.
Churches for Asians are bound to be realistic, I've seen ones for hispanics before.
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