Call the doctor in ur asian voice (i love it.) & say u get the food poisoning b/c u eat the pickle. and tell them ur Sh*t comes out purple & yellow and u think it's lackers(b-ball team) poop & when ur husband screws ur butt his dik turns the colors ur crap is.
lackers
lmfao.
I'll admit it sounds kinda funny, but I doubt it'd last long.
Smackpack, I hate you and your penis is small
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