I'll make a rap about anything, just give me a topic

[Tribunal]

I was doing this in another forum, give me a topic to rap about and I'll give you a verse or two.

Here's some stuff i did on that forum, it's at 6 pages so I'm just taking a few...


WishMeLuck915 topic: Friendship and believing in yourself
We were all a kids once upon a time
being happy to just recieve a dime
from our parents, the ones who started it all
always had our back, no matter how many times we fall
the father figure, the man with an attitude, the dude with the arms
the guy you could imagine breaking down barns
you would always strive to be him
No one ever wants to be a woman named Kim
We grow up, the years fly by
we make friends , and we even cry
but we got our buddies there through the good and bad
you got your friend to say, "bro you are really rad"
they cheer you up, and they can put you down
but theyre always there when you have a true frown
friends are essential to being happy in life
some will even jump in front of a knife
theyre the dudes who you go out to bars with at night
going around and tryna get into fights
but in the end you all bond and have a great day
looking forward to the next time you all meet up and blow away

But lets rewind back to the easy days
when the girls come around you yell get away
nervous to do anything involving a crowd
but we all had to learn to believe in yourself
before you get casted away and put on the shelf
of losers, the boozers and guys who whack off to hooters
the people no one wants to be
the guy who looks like babidi (DBZ reference )
but for those of us who pulled through
we all know you...
so congratulations on your achievement
we all know you could reach it
so a shout out to all you cowards on the forums
believe in yourself, and stop throwing them tantrums.

Halo fan topic: Auxillary cables

Auxillary Cables dawg, thats what its all about
dont know what it is but I'll rap and not pout
i assume its a cable inside the human body
something that would make me not wanna drink some bacardi
But now theres benjamin sending out another topic
so peace out fan, im gonna make another lick.

Benjamin topic: dr.indana (another user)

Big ben, play pen, where he always says "oughta"
wants me to talk about my inspiration dr. indiana.
he made a sick topic but it didnt last long
dude was probably in his room trying on thongs
so here i am taking over the legacy
till he comes back with a goal to murder me
But I'll just apologize and say you can take over
its not like I wanna get hit by a red rover
Date Edited:6/11/2010 6:07:28 AM (1 edit total) ed

foggdawg topic: Asparagus

Asparagus, Cactus, some words that make no sense and Barracks
I really have nothing to say about this, except it gives me some real Juicy pecs
Wait no, take a step back I know what they are
they're a veggie for reggie whos now dating a girl named betty
he eats them because theyyre healthy and nice
green and tough they give him no lice
itd be pretty nasty if they gave him lice.
thats really nasty.
ew.

Whoa Off topic lets get back on track
Im not gonna give this topic another attack
I gotta move on to the next contestant
whos name is fat legend who is pretty blatant
that he really really really (breath) really really likes traffic.
Blabic.

Fat Legend topic: Traffic

Oh man Ive never seen you before, hey
Looks like you wanna come over and play
With the big Bear Ze
Opposite of catastrophe
Gonna let his mind loose on another subject
gonna talk about traffic not a defect
we see it all the time, whether or not we're bustin a rhyme
buncha cars bein held up
everybody eatin a buttercup
fattenin up the population
for the alien invasion
as they come in to eat the fat people and save the world
make everyone normal, so they dont hafta hurl
and have to diet to be normal or even be beliemic
man thats some crazy sh** you wouldnt believe it
Ho how wow now I gotta go back
this verse has turned into something incredibly whack
Im not even talking about traffic anymore
so im gonna go eat a SMOREEEE.... B****
Date Edited:6/11/2010 6:30:53 AM (1 edit total) edited by

Prime time topic: prime numbers

Prime Numbers

Now he wants a rhyme about numbers
ill say it like im from a gutter
no wait, make that two
so much dust youll say Achoo
but no worries bout the boogers, you are free
we all know you love the number three
walk out of jail, you were in there for bout 5
hours last night, now to play on live
now its getting late, its almost seven
when you return youll watch lucky number slevin
yeah a bad movie, makes you wanna throw up a spleen
but bro dont do it you aint even thirteen
buts its too much, dont wanna live to 61
so you end it all, and pull the trigga on the gun.

Down Syndrome
Alright now I'm going to make this short we all know its a touchy subject
because ill be rapping about kids with a very ugly defect
their faces morph to be droopy sloppy messes
only thing they're good for is if they paint up fences
HA ha, I'm kidding thats way too mean
we all know they can also clean
As youve noticed my rhyme here has gotten pretty weak
ill be honest my mind right now is quite bleak
but back on topic to the kids who we feel sorry for
if one ever goes on stage we all give them an encore

Pokemon
Look at this guy askin for a rap on pokemon
So much shit to say, so I’ll just move on
Lets start with the known guy, whos name is Pikachu
First thing you hear is I choose YOU
Said by the master ash Ketchum himself
Probably has so many pokemon to build a shelf
No wait, I lied cuz he gives them all away
Just like his charizard, man that thing flew away
What an idiotic trainer he could’ve been the best
Man hes more sorry than Mistys small breast
If he kept his minions he coulda had an army
Instead hed rather fight gyms with a manaphy

an_fn_jackass topic: Fapping
Look at this jackass giving me a dirty topic
sure has nothing to do with a pizza pocket
hes talking about the thing all teens love
fapping in their room no need for a glove
i remember reading about this one Jizz sock
man thats nasty makes you go what the Fock
all crusty and yellow
man that s*** ain't mellow
its disgusting , repulsive, a straight up turn off
but for some reason it reminds me of murdoc

[Savzz]

Do a funny and insulting one about Arabs. I have this friend who is one and Ill rep you if it's good. :p

@ Rep: LOL - "You racist ass brown nigga - Alchemist"

Comments

You racist ass brown nigga - Alchemist

[techy]

About the word orange.

[Tribunal]

About the word orange.

Already did one about that from the other forum

"Look at this fool thinking I'll stop wit orange
one thing I know, this word ain't foreign
just another fruit and boy it aint boring
thing taste so good it might as well go whoring
itself outside while its singing a chorus
but lets go back to the big round orange
hmm i think it sounds a bit like cocanut
wait no it doesnt so ill rewind
looks like ive gotten into a bind
this was quite a hard challenge might hafta go on google
man this word is hard, guess im truly in a noodle...

(google)

Okay I'm going to go throw this orange
in between a big ass door hinge
then im gonna stab it with a syringe
maybe itd be filled with something called melange
and after im going to eat porridge
and maybe make up a word while eating called florange
then after again go get some drinks and binge
and say another random word. Gobange.

Man what the hell bro, lmao nothing rhymes with Orange "

I'll do the arab one in a bit, I gotta do some stuff irl.

[eGoTiSDiCK]

Brown penis soup

[BottlepoppN]

Brown penis soup

mai favorite

[techy]

the word silver.

[caveman]

Do a funny and insulting one about Arabs. I have this friend who is one and Ill rep you if it's good. :p

insulting one about arabs? why? cuz you go there and work as slaves for them?

[A Standard Toaster]

Brown penis soup

Off-topic: ilike the sig

On-topic: Kratos from God of war

[Danny Milonakis]

Subaru rap nao.

[Red Dawn]

Rap about rap.

[caveman]

rap about peter griffen

to the rep below
ummm...i got showtime?
which is now both orbit and showtime OSN

Edit, to both Rep's below

Comments

	LOL Egypt doesn't have cable. You watch fire for entertainment.
	^ lol

[techy]

rap about the word silver.

Comments

someone liekz gewgle

[saw1833]

Rap about a purple clown driving a miniature corvette backwards in a sandbox.

[caveman]

I'm reporting you for racism.

thank you

[Tribunal]

The guy tells me to make a racist rap, I make one following his guideline and you guys start whining? lol.

EDIT: And if you even think I'm racist, you're a tool. I have nothing wrong with them.

EDIT 2: I'll make a rap about silver later on

[Kaittlin]

I'd like you to keep these raps non racist or I'll have to close the thread. Thanks.

[Tribunal]

Close the thread. I'm fucking pissed.

[Lamb_of_God]

Lol

[Danny Milonakis]

lol @ ragequit.