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  1. 07-23-2010, 09:06 PM #1
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    Default the 3d television


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    okay well first off we all know that they made the new 3d tv's right and we need the glasses to watch them soo i was thinking that the amzaing ownage (u cn tell im kissing his black azn redneck gay ass)<-- off topic) could use his red neck voice or his gay voice calling customer service saying

    1.(redneck voice) he was watching the hunting channel and he saw the arrow comeing at him so he got the gun and shot the tv thinking it was real and i think ownage can finish the rest with that

    2.(redneck voice or black guy) he was watching porn on the 3d tv and while he was watching he got an erection and he was ahhemms *wispers quitely* nude his erection go "inserted into " one of the ladys from the porn movie and hes bullshiting bout how awsome the tv is and they shud make more porn

    3.(black guy voice) so lemme put this sernario in ur head .... hes watching tv and he's doing drugs marijuana cocaine exctasy what ever fingers ur butt soo hes gets soo high that he thinks he can physically walk into the tv (whiles hes talking to custumer service duhh) and he can say sumthing on the lines of this "im in the car with vin diesel nigguh his hand is OMG OMG hes trynna touch this big black hard (dramatic pause) stick shift... " lol srry that was kinda lame

    4.(any voice perferably the azn one) he ordered the tv online from walmart target whatever u want and call custumer service saying they shipped the wrong tv but gave him the glasses still and hes saying that the price for the tv was $3452.93 and his credit card was charged $4452.93 and he keeps bitching about not getting the right tv and getting charged 1000 dollars more than what the price was

    SORRY IF I DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE
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  2. 07-23-2010, 09:17 PM #2
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    Whatever fingers your butt? Lmfao. Love that expression.
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  3. 07-23-2010, 09:19 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by iKron View Post
    Whatever fingers your butt? Lmfao. Love that expression.
    lol ty for reading i noe this is off topic but wtf is the reputaion for ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iKron View Post
    Whatever fingers your butt? Lmfao. Love that expression.
    i'm guessing he's or she's of Hispanic origin my family usually says that
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    I need a cup of tea after reading that

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  6. 07-23-2010, 09:25 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaoswolf View Post
    i'm guessing he's or she's of Hispanic origin my family usually says that
    lol no sorry ima hmong a form a azn we got hater but we stil be materss

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    I need a cup of tea after reading that
    i dont get the expression please clarify
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  7. 07-23-2010, 10:02 PM #7
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    I'm going to go buy it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vodka View Post
    I'm going to go buy it now.
    LOL NOT THE POINT why doesnt any one ever post win or apporove u guys are making me lose my self esteem
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    Quote Originally Posted by meltedtofu View Post
    LOL NOT THE POINT why doesnt any one ever post win or apporove u guys are making me lose my self esteem
    uhhhh? lol....
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  10. 07-24-2010, 02:04 AM #10
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    if im not mistaken the 3d setting only works when youre watching a movie in blu ray.

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    could rednecks afford to buy a 3d tv?


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    Sounds workable to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caveman View Post
    could rednecks afford to buy a 3d tv?
    havent u ever seen harold and kumar excape from quantanimo bay GOSHH its 2010 dont be such a red neck
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    I think if he said that in the porn the cumshot came at him and got all over him, or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by techy View Post
    I think if he said that in the porn the cumshot came at him and got all over him, or something.
    lol that would have been better lol
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    omg i wus watching 3d tv and teh guy came on me ami preggers?

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  17. 07-24-2010, 06:32 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    omg i wus watching 3d tv and teh guy came on me ami preggers?
    yeah and ur baby is gunna be BLACK
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    I'm totally buying it tomorrow
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    tbh, 1st suggestion is teh best, pretty good idea...would totaly suit them diddly diddly doo


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