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  1. 07-20-2010, 11:02 PM #1
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    Name some things your ex's have asked you to do, and the things they did to you when you broke up with them!

    I'll start: This one chick wanted to "Vampire Kiss", which was apparently sticking needles through our tongues, and frenching while swapping spit/blood. Freaky shit. Broke up with her when I got home. Through a text

    She only talked shit after that though. And she got fat. WIN

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    I had a bish that wanted me to stick my penis in her vagina..... I said 'NO MAAM I PEEPEE FROM THERE". Needless to say I kicked her to the curb like a real nigga
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    Quote Originally Posted by BottlepoppN View Post
    I had a bish that wanted me to stick my penis in her vagina..... I said 'NO MAAM I PEEPEE FROM THERE". Needless to say I kicked her to the curb like a real nigga
    Shit, who wouldn't? That's disgusting.
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    This one girl wanted me to give her a kiss. but i was like " ew no. girls are icky". ended it before it even started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wadoPotato View Post
    This one girl wanted me to give her a kiss. but i was like " ew no. girls are icky". ended it before it even started.
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    After I broke up with my ex she called me 124 times over the course of 3 days. Next time I saw her u threw my phone at her in the head. Needless to say... My phone stopped getting called every 5 minutes
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    my one ex decided to hook up with a friend of mine, she got preggo and her parents hate her now.

    my last ex we are still "friends"
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    My last ex threatened to murder me and rip me to pieces, in the form of the most terrifying and psychotic voice messages I've ever heard. Then he faked his own suicide to try to make me feel guilty. He was on a lot of drugs.

    Do I win?

    He also said to me, "You ripped my heart out and salted the wound!" which made me laugh out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omgitsleah View Post
    My last ex threatened to murder me and rip me to pieces, in the form of the most terrifying and psychotic voice messages I've ever heard. Then he faked his own suicide to try to make me feel guilty. He was on a lot of drugs.

    Do I win?

    He also said to me, "You ripped my heart out and salted the wound!" which made me laugh out loud.
    Oh god that's terrible. I hope you reported him to cyber police.



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    I just broke up with my bitch of an ex yesterday and here's the text she sent me: "Hey btw i slept with axel and gave frank head..twice" :'( makes me sad face

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtndewme View Post
    I just broke up with my bitch of an ex yesterday and here's the text she sent me: "Hey btw i slept with axel and gave frank head..twice" :'( makes me sad face
    You shoulda replied wit "I gave Mohaas a dirty sanchez you stupid motherchodar"

    Quote Originally Posted by Omgitsleah View Post
    My last ex threatened to murder me and rip me to pieces, in the form of the most terrifying and psychotic voice messages I've ever heard. Then he faked his own suicide to try to make me feel guilty. He was on a lot of drugs.

    Do I win?

    He also said to me, "You ripped my heart out and salted the wound!" which made me laugh out loud.
    Well, you made him fake suicide..







































    Win
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeah View Post
    You shoulda replied wit "I gave Mohaas a dirty sanchez you stupid motherchodar"
    Yeah, wait...

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    ^^^^^ that
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    When me and my ex last broke up she met up with me and told me its over and I said alright. There wasn't any fighting or upsetting or crying or death threats or salting of any wounds. It just kind of ended and I went on with my life. I lose.

    One girl I was 'seeing' did think it would be lulzy to end it by texting me and telling me that she had a mouth herpes outbreak and that I should check my mouth/penis for mouth herpes then never talk to me again, and she got all of her friends in on it too. Obviously aware that she was trying to troll I told her that it was me who had herpes the whole time and didn't tell her. She freaked and i got the last lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrashHologram View Post
    One girl I was 'seeing' did think it would be lulzy to end it by texting me and telling me that she had a mouth herpes outbreak and that I should check my mouth/penis for mouth herpes then never talk to me again, and she got all of her friends in on it too. Obviously aware that she was trying to troll I told her that it was me who had herpes the whole time and didn't tell her. She freaked and i got the last lulz
    Mwuhahaha lol that's awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    Oh god that's terrible. I hope you reported him to cyber police.
    Randy didnt do anything about it so I reported my ex to IRL police...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omgitsleah View Post
    My last ex threatened to murder me and rip me to pieces, in the form of the most terrifying and psychotic voice messages I've ever heard. Then he faked his own suicide to try to make me feel guilty. He was on a lot of drugs.

    Do I win?

    He also said to me, "You ripped my heart out and salted the wound!" which made me laugh out loud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dawn View Post
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    Okay, I lol'd
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    An ex boyfriend hacked my facebook and email.
    That was just annoying...
    Then he bragged about the entire thing, and no one told me until about two weeks after the fact.
    And he hit me at one point.
    And was really emotionally abusive.
    AND. He had a thing for Scat and Waterworks.
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