Crazy Ass Ex's

[saw1833]

An ex boyfriend hacked my facebook and email.
That was just annoying...
Then he bragged about the entire thing, and no one told me until about two weeks after the fact.
And he hit me at one point.
And was really emotionally abusive.
AND. He had a thing for Scat and Watersports.

Fix'd and nasty as fuck.

Two "memorable" break-ups I recall...

1) Started finally dating this girl, a few days later she says she's not ready yet but that we can "wait for each other" basically making us not dating but "locked in" and then she started seeing some retarded kid that people called "Monee Bags" (and he was white) and thought that'd be cool. I was like "lol fuck you're retarded as hell peace yo" and apparently she just had a baby a couple days ago. woo.

2) Another girl I dated thought it would be cool if we broke up so she could try dating someone else that she had been waiting for "forever" and such. She said that if it didn't work out we could go back out again. Now cause I'm not retarded I said, "isn't going to happen, break up with me and we're done, regardless"
a.) She'd never met this guy, he didn't even live in the state, she knew him over myspace
b.) She said when we started dating that since we were dating he would never "get in the way"
c.) It didn't work out between them and I lol'd my ass off.

Now I have an amazing and beautiful girlfriend and I am winrar in my own mind.

[TKR]

oh jeeze... my ex boyfriend had issues... like he would call every hour to see what i was doing.. at first it was sweet and then months later when my phone bill shot up i thought it was time to ease it down a bit and only call when necessary.. he didn't like the idea so instead kept calling more.. so finally i was like we are DONE. and he wasnt happy and so like leahs crazy ex, he threatened to kill me and then he'd call back again and be like "no no sorry i love you" and back and forth and back and forth. he even called once, was like "give the phone to your mom" so i was like lol ok. and then he was like to her "i never want to speak to takara again" and my mom and i were both laughing... cuz no more than an hour later he calls again... oh jeeze. anyway after a while he got the idea i wasn't planning on picking up his calls, and it died down.

[Danny Milonakis]

i walked in on my friend playing naked twister with another one of my friend's gf.

[Emily_Edge]

one time this guy I was seeing said, " until you get that upside down cross removed from your body we can't talk. And by remove I mean but half your thumb off.. not just covered up" He said he was too spiritual, to be surrounded by so much evil and darkness.

Needless to say, I would rather keep my thumb than date a fucking faggot.

[Christ_Hansen]

He had a thing for Scat and Waterworks.

This is the only thing i read in your whole post, the rest is irrelevant

[Dav3man]

my ex broke up with me causee i was "too late" to ask her to homecoming. even though it was a month away. i was planning something AWESOME but then she said shed rather not go and im like wtf..
and on the day of homecoming i was at her house and chillin, then outta no where shes like im done and has her dad take me home (which was REALLY awkward). needless to say, she was a bitch.
then a couple days later she got a new bf, 3 years younger than her
its the guy on the very right

and i was like WTF he looks like a dagum elephant! ughh that made me so mad. then from being such a pussy, he told her to tell me that he was scared of me from "taking her back from him" and hes a fuckin toothpick. i could kick that kids ass any day i wanted to.

[Danny Milonakis]

^lmao thats funny.
btw that kid is ugly as fuck.

[George]

damn these are some srs stories!
thank god i never had any problems :]

[feeboopoo]

My Ex In real life dumped me for a girl on the internet... .>.> " she goes further on webcam then you do in real life "



We only dated for a week.

[Kaittlin]

I had a crazy ex. He was like crazy controlling. He pretty much wouldn't let me talk to any of my friends, if we weren't together for over 1 hour he would call to "check up on me" and see what I was doing. He was really messed up in the head. He did a lot of fucked up shit I'm not even going to get into here. Anyway, I put up with his shit for like 3 years (don't ask me why). And finally when I broke up with him he'd call me and i'd answer and he'd call me a cunt and then hang up and then call back 10 mins later and apologize and talk about how badly he wanted to get back together and how much he loved me. Then I'd say no and hang up and he'd call back and call me a cunt. This cycle repeated for like 3 days until I changed my number. He was also crazy enough that my parents felt it was absolutely necessary that we changed all the locks on the house. He was fucked.

[Omgitsleah]

My Ex In real life dumped me for a girl on the internet... .>.> " she goes further on webcam then you do in real life "



We only dated for a week.

HA!

[wadoPotato]

My Ex In real life dumped me for a girl on the internet... .>.> " she goes further on webcam then you do in real life "



We only dated for a week.

Cybering is such a turn on for me.

[Dav3man]

I had a crazy ex. He was like crazy controlling. He pretty much wouldn't let me talk to any of my friends, if we weren't together for over 1 hour he would call to "check up on me" and see what I was doing. He was really messed up in the head. He did a lot of fucked up shit I'm not even going to get into here. Anyway, I put up with his shit for like 3 years (don't ask me why). And finally when I broke up with him he'd call me and i'd answer and he'd call me a cunt and then hang up and then call back 10 mins later and apologize and talk about how badly he wanted to get back together and how much he loved me. Then I'd say no and hang up and he'd call back and call me a cunt. This cycle repeated for like 3 days until I changed my number. He was also crazy enough that my parents felt it was absolutely necessary that we changed all the locks on the house. He was fucked.

*cough*ownage*cough*

[BottlepoppN]

*cough*ownage*cough*

i lol'd

[eGoTiSDiCK]

MY EX TRIED TO HIT ME AND NOW FRED IS DEAD