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  1. 06-15-2010, 03:13 PM #1
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    Wink MLIB: MY LIFE IS BRO


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    hahahaha, this shit's so funny.

    my favorite today was this:

    Today, I came home to my girlfriend naked pounding herself with my lax stick. We fucked. Then I made her wash it. MLIB.

    but some of you probably find it really disturbing...

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  2. 06-15-2010, 03:18 PM #2
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    lolololol

    but ur not a bro.
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  3. 06-15-2010, 03:27 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verdasco View Post
    lolololol

    but ur not a bro.
    but i lax, and that's more then you can say for yourself.

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    I did not find this entertaining. Im sorry.

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      NOOOOB
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    So don't expect the end of the world to come one day out of the blue -- it's been happening every day for a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kat View Post
    but i lax, and that's more then you can say for yourself.

    wait what...really? i play lax as well. attack and defense ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omgitsleah View Post
    I did not find this entertaining. Im sorry.
    Agreed. These things are pretty dumb now.
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    On a scale of 1 - 10, why are you such a faggot?
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  7. 06-15-2010, 03:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omgitsleah View Post
    I did not find this entertaining. Im sorry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Agreed. These things are pretty dumb now.
    That makes sense, your a girl.
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  8. 06-15-2010, 03:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGoTiSDiCK View Post
    That makes sense, your a girl.
    Aw, you caught me
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    On a scale of 1 - 10, why are you such a faggot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verdasco View Post
    lolololol

    but ur not a bro.
    she has a lot of bro characteristics
    Yes, it is far too large....
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    ha well i thought it was funny...no need to bashhhh.

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    do u do that with ur lacrosse stick???
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    Quote Originally Posted by impulsive View Post
    do u do that with ur lacrosse stick???
    i feel like the butt of the stick would be extremely awkkkk.

    i'm kidding, i don't think i've even thought of that until reading that post.

    i guess this kinda fails considering nobody finds it as funny..

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    So my bro fucked my ex-gf. I was like, “Dude, some bitch made me a sandwhich earlier, you want those left-overs too?” He did. MLIB

    Today I learned about the Greek God Broseidon. MLIB

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    ahhh man, these are so funny to me.
    "bro" bahaha.
    i'm an attention whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by jess View Post
    ahhh man, these are so funny to me.
    "bro" bahaha.
    hahahahaha, i think this shit's so funny

    Today I bought 3 cases of natty with my fake. I’m 23. MLIB.

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    i was sitting by the pool and my slampiece wanted to play marco brolo so i did after she made my sandwhich. it was chill

    ahahaha. ohh myy. that made me laugh.
    slampiece is my new slang! for sure
    i'm an attention whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by kat View Post
    hahahahaha, i think this shit's so funny

    Today I bought 3 cases of natty with my fake. I’m 23. MLIB.
    Okay, that one was pretty good.
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    If you don't mind me asking, what is a natty(s)?
    Also, Marco brolo, I lold hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGoTiSDiCK View Post
    If you don't mind me asking, what is a natty(s)?
    Also, Marco brolo, I lold hard.

    Natty is a type of beer
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    Dylan says: Look there's like little divets in it. That's in Horrible shape.
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    Broseidon, lord of the brocean

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