Today, I walked by the nebro neighborhood tanning and singing party in the USA. The nebros walked off their porches to fist bump me.
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Today, I saw a fellow bro wearing sweat pants, a sweat shirt, and a thick hat while it was 101 degrees outside. That must have been one chill motherfucker.
ahahahhahahahaha i was thinking "what the hell are they going to make of this?" and then the lay down that line.
Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB
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Today, I made this chick come over and watch Scarface, bring me food, and fuck. It was chill
This slampieces breathe smelt so i put tiger balm on my balls and made her suck on them. Better than mints, It was Chill. MLIB
Today, some bitch stepped on my white sperrys and got them dirty. She apologized to me. After I fucked her.
These are hilarious !
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Last night my bitch called me from the hospital. She said she was hit by a car. I paused and then asked her how the fuck a car got into my kitchen. MLIB
Today I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white. He told me that all household appliances come in white. My dad is a bro
I love this shit.