MLIB: MY LIFE IS BRO

[eGoTiSDiCK]

Natty is a type of beer

Thank you.

[Danny Milonakis]

If you don't mind me asking, what is a natty(s)?
Also, Marco brolo, I lold hard.

cheap beer poor college students buy.

[kat]

I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB

LOL

[Toasterz]

Today, some chick asked me what kind of watch I had on. I said, “It’s a Brolex, bitch.” Then, I got laid. MLIB

I lol'd

[Danny Milonakis]

Today I got head while playing COD, I ended up getting a tactical nuke, and the nuke and I exploded at the same time. MLIB.

[impulsive]

i feel like the butt of the stick would be extremely awkkkk.

i'm kidding, i don't think i've even thought of that until reading that post.

i guess this kinda fails considering nobody finds it as funny..

i guess its one of those jokes that u gotta explain a little more and ppl will start to get it. at least it is for me.

sorry if i sounded like a dick or something. was just playing arounddd

[Charmander]

I did not find this entertaining. Im sorry.

Agreed. These things are pretty dumb now.

That makes sense, your a girl.

Agreed.

[Savzz]

LOL

Today I was walking by a group of black people and shouted hey nebros! I then got a bunch of fist bumps and got laid by one of the bros hos. It was chill.

So funny!

[eGoTiSDiCK]

Today, some chick asked me what kind of watch I had on. I said, “It’s a Brolex, bitch.” Then, I got laid. MLIB

I lol'd

Fuck I lol'd.

[MasterofDoom]

A fight happened in my school’s hallway today. I said, “bros, thats not chill”. They stopped, we all fist bumped, and then i got head from some bitch in the bathroom. MLIB

Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and shit and will want to sleep with me

[Lamb_of_God]

After I fucked my neighbor from broklahoma at a party, she started to cry. I texted my bro and told him to pull the car around. I ran out the door without a shirt and my bro was standing right there. We laughed and fist pumped.

I revoke my previous statement these are pretty much hilarious.

[kat]

Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and shit and will want to sleep with me

ahahahaha that's one of my favorites

[Purdy]

a lot of them are kinda shit.. but this one was funny..

Today my bro and I were talking about how we were gonna get plowed and fuck the shit out of our prom dates after prom. We fist bumped. Then I invited his sister to prom. MLIB.

[ConnorCatastrophic]

ROFL.

Today I was fucking my girl at her house when her parents walked in. I just looked them in the eyes and finished like a champ. It was chill. MLIB

Couldn't help it.

Today my bros presented me with a sandwich. When I unwrapped it, it was just a sub roll with a Smirnoff Ice inside. The girls at the table were confused but I took a knee and chugged. MLIB

Comments

	YOU ARE GAY
	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
	BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS SSSSSS

[A Username]

Reminds me of this

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJL1W1D93A[/YOUTUBE]

[ConnorCatastrophic]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_UyP4qb6-0[/ame]

[kat]

my mom woke me up today at 2, i was so hung over, she told me i needed to get a job, i told her i got 3 last night. MLIB

[wadoPotato]

Today me and my bro pumped with P90X. It was brofficial. Then I got dome from his sister. MLIB

[mohaas05]

Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB

[Lamb_of_God]

I taught my little bro how to play lacrosse. We were laxing when he threw the ball towards a family renunion picnic. He came back with the ball, 2 sandwiches, and a 6-pack of Natty.