Honestly if I was near you and you were driving like a Nazi, I would run you off the road. First I would trap you, (granted my car is a hell of a lot faster with higher torque than yours) and then sandwich you into the curb. You would not be defiant anymore. I intentionally screw people when they are driving to piss them off.
so yeah im kinda hairy but the closest hair to my asshole is on the back of my ballsack. i guess im lucky compared to daveman that has a jungle between his crack.