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    Unhappy 25 page story due April 26th


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    My teacher gave the class 4 months to do this story and its due the 26th of this month. I need to write a 25 page story about anything random. It's going to count as a major grade but i'm too lazy and busy to do this. Does anyone know one of those website where you pay a person to do it for you?

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    Default so funny

    have urself a nutty 420 and tell your teacher all about it.

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    i charge 10 dollars a page. I have had outstanding grades on term papers in hs and college as well, maintained a E(excellent) grade in both English and creative writing this semester.

    please contact me asap as we need to get a head start on this or i wont finish in time.
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    $25 Dollars Per Page, Guarantee A on the paper, this person scored 2300 on the SATs, and Essay 12/12

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    write about your life story, from (pre)birth to the present/future? idk, Good luck! lol i hatee
    writing papers like that, esp research papers..at least you don't have to do any research for this one

    Quote Originally Posted by Armani View Post
    i charge 10 dollars a page. I have had outstanding grades on term papers in hs and college as well, maintained a E(excellent) grade in both English and creative writing this semester.

    please contact me asap as we need to get a head start on this or i wont finish in time.
    LOL

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    your fucked bro

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    I charge only $5 per page, topping everyone here in price and experience. I always got an F(Fantastic where I live) on all my papers, and can have it done within 3 days.
    Please contact me at: (664)-565-3245
    That number again is: (664)-565-3245


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    I'd do it, but I write like a 14 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammi View Post
    I'd do it, but I write like a 14 year old.
    So you're basically saying you're hyper, imaginative, and adventurous by stating your age, therefore not making yourself a good patron for his homework? Interesting.


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    Quote Originally Posted by saw1833 View Post
    So you're basically saying you're hyper, imaginative, and adventurous by stating your age, therefore not making yourself a good patron for his homework? Interesting.
    Yup.

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    stop posting in here guys he already pmed me and im workin on da paper nigga better pay the rest of the money i already spent the down payment.
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    Ill do it for anal

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    Pages:
    1: i went to the mall
    2: i bought a shirt
    3: it was black
    4: tried it on and was called gay
    5: cried very hard for ten minutes
    6: finally stopped and bought a muffin
    7: saw a white guy get mugged by two black guys and an asian
    8: wondered why an asian was with them
    9: ran into a little child while thinking about that
    10: got ice cream on my crotch from the child running into me
    11: saw a guy in a pair of pants and commented on how he looked good in them.
    12: he tried to make a move on me and i said no homo before he could
    13: he cried
    14: i patted his back
    15: walked into the toy store and i saw a game
    16: i stole it
    17: as i walked out two black guys and an asian mugged me
    18: i got up mad and looked for them
    19: i confronted them
    20: they laughed at me because i looked gay in the shirt i was wearing
    21: i cried again
    22: then shit myself
    23: i felt embarrassed
    24: i threw my shit in their face
    25: went home and went to bed
    26 THE END, BASED ON A TRUE STORY



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    five hundred dolla! for page!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadness View Post
    five hundred dolla! for page!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadness View Post
    five hundred dolla! for page!
    dont bump old threads newfag

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUICIDE BOMBER View Post
    dont bump old threads newfag

    you just did it too.. oldfag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadness View Post
    you just did it too.. oldfag.
    youre gay.
    gtfo.

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