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Last spring break my friend Drew and I went down to Pensacola, Florida. Long story short: Drew looked up a prostitute named Valerie on Craig's List and we ended up driving to her house and Drew fucked her.
Details:
- Drew was 16, she was 28. (He told her his age afterward and she felt really bad because she fucked a 16 year old.)
- She had a pet squirrel and pet cat. (both were fucking nasty)
-She lives about 3 minutes away from a Navy base.
-We arrived at her house at around 12:30 am. Her house had almost no furniture except for her nasty ass bed and couch.
- She just finished with a previous client before we arrived.
-She looked like she might have had a drug problem.
-She had breast implants.
-She charges approximately $160 dollars for sex. (Varies depending on what you want.)
-She lived on either N. Loop Rd. or S. Loop Rd. (I forgot which), which is right off of Blue Angel Parkway (main road).
-She has a website but she'll only give it to you if you call her.( I forgot what the URL is.)
Conclusion: This was one of the most fucked up and funniest experiences of my life and I think that Ownage could really do wonders with an actual prostitute.
(To rep comment): nah bro she was gonna charge an extra 100 for me so fuck that, and she's a prostitute
Last edited by mtndewme; 04-09-2010 at 06:36 AM.
dawg
LOL WUT... Why not just get a girlfriend... That $160 could have brought a girl a couple presents and that way he could fuck her multiple times... I am not an ass hole who see's a girl just as a fuck but yo, $160 is a lot of money for a big loose vagina which most probably has loads of std's and shit in!
I know it was fucked up but funny as hell, sure is a good story though.Originally Posted by Savzz
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"She just finished with a previous client before we arrived" .... LOL
Did she use the washroom before fucking your friend?
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Yeah she actually did take a shower and she assured Drew that she didn't have any STDs/
Nah it was gonna be an extra hundred for us to double team her.
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How much would it cost if you were behind your friend?
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wut?
dawg
Your friend has herpighonasiphilitis now. Florida is ranked I think #1 or #2 in the continental US for HIV infected people. None the less, its a prostitute how can you really trust a person selling themselves for sex.
I know for fact that Miami and Orlando are in the top 10 with the most amount of HIV infected people in the country.
Last edited by blindkiller; 04-09-2010 at 08:00 PM.
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I'd like to see some pictures
he says drew but means mtnDEWme.
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OH she said she didnt have any STDs! ok, you're safe.
Dude was she at least good looking? Cause for 160$ she better be..
and lol @ navy base near by..you know what that means.
I demand pix.
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She looked like a meth addict..and yeah she said she gives a discount to military.
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How hot was she on a scale of 1 to 10?
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Body: 9
Face: 2.3
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I hope there was a paper bag in reach!
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Are you guys fucking kidding me? Why would I take a camera to a prostitute's house and take pictures? Not to mention that it's a highly illegal activity.
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To take a picture of a hookers face??
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