Actual Prostitute

[V3n0m]

To take a picture of a hookers face??

LOL, why would he do that when the hooker's face was nasty as f*ck.

[Allan]

So you just sat there and waited while this was going on?

[V3n0m]

So you just sat there and waited while this was going on?

LMAO

[mtndewme]

So you just sat there and waited while this was going on?

Yeah I waited out in the living room with her nasty ass malnourished cat. I don't think she fed it.

[Randy2727]

Yeah I waited out in the living room with her nasty ass malnourished cat. I don't think she fed it.

That must have been awkward as hell

[V3n0m]

LOL, she had a pet squirrel too? I never saw one of those!

[mtndewme]

That must have been awkward as hell

You're damn right about that :/

LOL, she had a pet squirrel too? I never saw one of those!

Yeah haha she thought I was her client at first (when Drew was in the bathroom) so she told me to come sit on her bed, then she pulled out her pet squirrel and was like "here hold it!", and then I held her nasty squirrel for about 2 extremely awkward minutes.

[eGoTiSDiCK]

This seems way to good for Ownage to pass up, did you submit?

[mtndewme]

This seems way to good for Ownage to pass up, did you submit?

Yeah I submitted everything I posted here, including her number.

[Slippy Field]

You're damn right about that :/

Yeah haha she thought I was her client at first (when Drew was in the bathroom) so she told me to come sit on her bed, then she pulled out her pet squirrel and was like "here hold it!", and then I held her nasty squirrel for about 2 extremely awkward minutes.

Where did she have the squirrel before she pulled it out and did she sit there and just watch you as you held it??Its f*cked up that I can picture this whole thing in my mind...I wanna see her website too

[mtndewme]

Where did she have the squirrel before she pulled it out and did she sit there and just watch you as you held it??Its f*cked up that I can picture this whole thing in my mind...I wanna see her website too

Ah i have no clue where it was before she gave it to me, I was nervous as shit even though I wasn't even going to fuck her, and yeah she just kinda watched me.. weird. And as for her website, Drew's mom found the little piece of paper with the site written on it(when he got home to Minnesota) so he had to throw it away.

[MikeBone]

Did your friend get checked afterwards? He might have payed 160 bucks for herpes.

[mtndewme]

Did your friend get checked afterwards? He might have payed 160 bucks for herpes.

Well it's been about a month now and he hasn't told me of any herpes outbreaks so I think she might have been legit, or as legit as a prostitute can get.

[wadoPotato]

Sexually transmitted diseases for the win.

[mohaas05]

Does she give discounts.

[eGoTiSDiCK]

Does she give discounts.

Lol i thought that said donuts and lold hard then reread it and was kinda sad.

[mohaas05]

Lol i thought that said donuts and lold hard then reread it and was kinda sad.

Donuts would be nice too

[eGoTiSDiCK]

Donuts would be nice too

Ikr just imagine, she gives you a blowjob, and when she's done, would you like a donut?
Good marketing.

[Flavaflave]

Donuts would be nice too

Happy 4000th post

[mtndewme]

Does she give discounts.

Only to military personnel.