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    I need to do an essay which requires me to start with "Suddenly the lights went off and I"

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    Suddenly the lights went off and I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
    Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
    Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
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    Suddenly the lights went off and I... masturbated furiously.

    Someone had to say it, someone was going to say it. I said it.


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    Suddenly the lights went off and I sucked a big fat juicy cock cause i am into dat homoshit

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    Suddenly the lights went off and I had no idea what was going on. The ground started shaking violently. I quickly searched for my flashlight, looking around the room. I found it, turned it on, and what I saw shocked me.

    thas all i got

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    suddenly the lights went out and i immediately had a raging boner that was increasing in size as the time was passing

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    Suddenly the lights went off, the sudden shock went through me as I questioned how I would possibly be able to continue with my loss of sight. The human eyes adjust to this sort of lighting within 30 seconds, yet it seemed to take hours. The pitch black darkness left nothing but sheer terror as to what was in store, leaving the rest to my remaining five senses that were only plagued by the curiosity of something vague yet enticing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iKron View Post
    I need to do an essay which requires me to start with "Suddenly the lights went off and I"

    Anyone have some good ideas?

    Inb4;
    Suddenly the lights went off and I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
    Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
    Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
    Your inb4 isn't even probable, who wakes up with the lights off silly?


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