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    Default a goat in my trunk


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    well i got this idea,

    you could call up a hotel or something with valet parking and tell them that when you got home you found a goat or w/e animal you want alive inside your trunk

    a lil stupid, but if they actually believed you i think it would just get funnier and funnier, because wtf is a person working at a hotel going to tell you to do with a goat?

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    thats not that good but keep trying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prankster123 View Post
    thats not that good but keep trying
    omg I lol'd so fucking hard. Im capping the shit out of this

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    this idea stems from a non understanding how the shit works. fail.

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    how about calling a car dealership and say you brought your car in to get something fixed and found used condoms and a black dildo under the passenger seat.

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    Dealership would ask name, date of service, and car year make and model and then tell you that you're not on their records and hang up.


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    prank call a dude and be like whats up nigga. everytime he fucking trys to speak try to inturupt him and talk about him and you freestyling and when he starts to respond just start beatboxing.be very sterio typical

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    how about calling a car dealership and say you brought your car in to get something fixed and found used condoms and a black dildo under the passenger seat.
    or be rhangaha or however you spell it, and also say that you were driving home and you found a piece of shit on the back seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    how about calling a car dealership and say you brought your car in to get something fixed and found used condoms and a black dildo under the passenger seat.
    XDDDDDD i like it

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    yo dawg i heard you liked goats so imma put a goat in yo trunk so you can have a goat in yo trunk while you drive

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    so yeah im kinda hairy but the closest hair to my asshole is on the back of my ballsack. i guess im lucky compared to daveman that has a jungle between his crack.

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