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  1. 02-08-2010, 11:21 AM #1
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    inb4 dirty jokes.
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    idk if i belive this, my jizz fills up lke half a cup and dsnt come out at 31 MPH
    Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
    All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
    Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
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    The farthest splooge is 18ft. WTF!
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    hmm this is a good fun fact.
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    Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find


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    Quote Originally Posted by weebam View Post
    Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
    you're fucking weird for even saying that
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  8. 02-08-2010, 12:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwnagePranks View Post
    you're fucking weird for even saying that
    What????, so you're saying eating sperm is perfectly normal? and not gross? wtf


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  9. 02-08-2010, 12:43 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by weebam View Post
    Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
    Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.
    Oh wait...nvm I read that thing wrong lmao! but in order for you to become a man you must swallow the sperm, bleh!

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    Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savzz View Post
    Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L
    Thats almost like cannibalism... Get it because you said you were a veggee









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    ^i lold, its alright
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    semen allergy lol
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    Well that's good to know.
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    I wanna see that 18 ft. splooge footage.. no homo
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    My new goal in life: Splooge 19 ft
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    Quote Originally Posted by weebam View Post
    Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
    The fact that you have to say you would never do that is strange....

    It seems like a no brainer?... But I guess thats where you come in.

    and lol Kaittlin, you would be the one to post this. But thanks, now I'm going to go around telling girls that I'm faster than a Peruvian Jaguar and that ill be happy to show them.
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    my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart.
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