Semen Nutritional Value

Kaittlin · 02-08-2010, 10:21 AM

I lol'd...

OwnagePranks · 02-08-2010, 10:24 AM

inb4 dirty jokes.

Armani · 02-08-2010, 10:39 AM

idk if i belive this, my jizz fills up lke half a cup and dsnt come out at 31 MPH

Lamb_of_God · 02-08-2010, 10:47 AM

The farthest splooge is 18ft. WTF!

Toasterz · 02-08-2010, 10:55 AM

hmm this is a good fun fact.

weebam · 02-08-2010, 11:32 AM

Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find

OwnagePranks · 02-08-2010, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weebam

Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find

you're fucking weird for even saying that

weebam · 02-08-2010, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OwnagePranks

you're fucking weird for even saying that

What????

, so you're saying eating sperm is perfectly normal? and not gross? wtf

Lamb_of_God · 02-08-2010, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weebam

Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find

Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.

weebam · 02-08-2010, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God

Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.

Oh wait...nvm I read that thing wrong lmao! but in order for you to become a man you must swallow the sperm, bleh!

Comments

	I like to eat my dads sperm~wee P.S. How the fuck did I get 85 rep!?
	daddy sperm yummy~wee

Savzz · 02-08-2010, 11:56 AM

Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L

Lamb_of_God · 02-08-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Savzz

Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L

Thats almost like cannibalism... Get it because you said you were a veggee

(Sorry bad joke)

Silver · 02-08-2010, 01:24 PM

^i lold, its alright

A Username · 02-08-2010, 01:27 PM

semen allergy lol

kat · 02-08-2010, 01:27 PM

Well that's good to know.

mtndewme · 02-08-2010, 02:31 PM

I wanna see that 18 ft. splooge footage.. no homo

bbqapplesauce · 02-08-2010, 02:37 PM

My new goal in life: Splooge 19 ft

56ACE · 02-08-2010, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weebam

Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find

The fact that you have to say you would never do that is strange....

It seems like a no brainer?... But I guess thats where you come in.

and lol Kaittlin, you would be the one to post this. But thanks, now I'm going to go around telling girls that I'm faster than a Peruvian Jaguar and that ill be happy to show them.

eGoTiSDiCK · 02-08-2010, 04:33 PM

DEELISHUS

mohaas05 · 02-08-2010, 04:34 PM

my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart.

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weebam OP Addict Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: California Posts: 646 Reputation: 104	Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find __________________ stickam: weebam

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Savzz OP Fanataic Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: England Posts: 1,067 Reputation: 165	Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L __________________

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A Username OP Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Jupiter. Posts: 268 Reputation: 41	semen allergy lol

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kat Pass the Salt Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: 2 up 2 down Posts: 2,857 Reputation: 658	Well that's good to know.

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mtndewme OP Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 797 Reputation: 175	I wanna see that 18 ft. splooge footage.. no homo __________________

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bbqapplesauce V.I.P Subscriber Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 2,078 Reputation: 319	My new goal in life: Splooge 19 ft __________________ Steam- BBQAppleSauce Youtube- 78bd3 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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eGoTiSDiCK OP Legend Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New York Posts: 2,713 Reputation: 401	DEELISHUS __________________

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mohaas05 lol i trol u Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: the breastriary in nippopolis Posts: 7,005 Reputation: 636	my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart. __________________ 2009 OwnagePranks Most Annoying Poster 2009 OwnagePranks Most Talkative Poster 2009 OwnagePranks Most Active Poster 2009 OwnagePranks Biggest Forum Spammer Last edited by michael; 02-08-2010 at 04:47 PM..

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