If you're new to the site, click HERE to register and join our community, it's simple and free!
Go Back   OwnagePranks Forum > Main Forum > Pictures   -  Semen Nutritional Value
Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-08-2010, 05:15 PM   #21
OP Legend
 
Lamb_of_God's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,083
Reputation: 551
Quote:
Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart.
My semen probably tastes like vagina and shame.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SheepShank View Post
On a scale of 1 - 10, why are you such a faggot?
Lamb_of_God is online now  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 05:48 PM   #22
OP Fanataic
 
surfnakd23's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: hollywood
Posts: 1,184
Reputation: 34
Semen smoothies for all of you. Drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet for the ladies. your on a 24 hour jizz diet... spillin while your sippin i encourage you to try it.
surfnakd23 is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 06:28 PM   #23
OP Enthusiast
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Mobile, AL
Posts: 119
Reputation: 24


this is how god impregnated mary to make jesus
PeptoBismol is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 06:33 PM   #24
 
56ACE's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bumfuck
Posts: 2,504
Reputation: 468
Quote:
Originally Posted by PeptoBismol View Post


this is how god impregnated mary to make jesus
No, no, no. Mary is on the ground so clearly what you have posted is ME impregnating Gods mom....
__________________
Check into the hotel 5-6-ACE, have a laycation. Check into the meat-suite, UP AND DOWN ALL NIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL ALRIGHT AT THE MEAT-SUITE! MEAT-SUITE MARATHON TONIGHT! MEAT-SUITE MARATHON FEEL ALRIGHT!
56ACE is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 07:33 PM   #25
OP Legend
 
Danny Milonakis's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
Reputation: 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by weebam View Post
Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
/facepalm
__________________

Dirt is for racing.
Tarmac is for getting there.
Danny Milonakis is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 08:33 PM   #26
lol i trol u

 
mohaas05's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: the breastriary in nippopolis
Posts: 7,005
Reputation: 636
But what if your diet consists of semen? Does that mean you will ejaculate recursive rips in spacetime?
__________________

2009 OwnagePranks Most Annoying Poster
2009 OwnagePranks Most Talkative Poster
2009 OwnagePranks Most Active Poster
2009 OwnagePranks Biggest Forum Spammer
mohaas05 is online now  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 07:30 AM   #27
 
Armani's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: somalia
Posts: 4,217
Reputation: 429
Quote:
Originally Posted by surfnakd23 View Post
Semen smoothies for all of you. Drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet for the ladies. your on a 24 hour jizz diet... spillin while your sippin i encourage you to try it.
lol at drizzy's reference.
__________________
Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
Armani is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 11:13 AM   #28
OP Legend
 
Lamb_of_God's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,083
Reputation: 551
Quote:
Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
But what if your diet consists of semen? Does that mean you will ejaculate recursive rips in spacetime?
Thats a good question.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SheepShank View Post
On a scale of 1 - 10, why are you such a faggot?
Lamb_of_God is online now  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 01:25 PM   #29
OP Legend
 
Danny Milonakis's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
Reputation: 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armani View Post
lol at drizzy's reference.
thats drake's part...
__________________

Dirt is for racing.
Tarmac is for getting there.
Danny Milonakis is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 03:36 PM   #30
 
Armani's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: somalia
Posts: 4,217
Reputation: 429
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
thats drake's part...
yeah no shit, drizzy drake!!@!@
__________________
Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
Armani is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 04:43 PM   #31
OP Legend
 
Danny Milonakis's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
Reputation: 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armani View Post
yeah no shit, drizzy drake!!@!@
lol never heard anyone call him drizzy so i thought you were talking about weezy.
must be you farmington kids...
__________________

Dirt is for racing.
Tarmac is for getting there.
Danny Milonakis is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 04:50 PM   #32
 
Armani's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: somalia
Posts: 4,217
Reputation: 429
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
lol never heard anyone call him drizzy so i thought you were talking about weezy.
must be you farmington kids...
everyone calls him drizzy, im getting the impression you never listen to his songs.
__________________
Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
Armani is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2010, 04:54 PM   #33
OP Legend
 
Danny Milonakis's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
Reputation: 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armani View Post
everyone calls him drizzy, im getting the impression you never listen to his songs.
idk man.
__________________

Dirt is for racing.
Tarmac is for getting there.
Danny Milonakis is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2

Tags
semen

« What the fuck; seriously? | Snookie PhotoBomber Meme »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0
Ad Management plugin by RedTyger

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:21 AM.

Contact Us - www.OwnagePranks.com - Top