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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart.
    My semen probably tastes like vagina and shame.
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    Semen smoothies for all of you. Drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet for the ladies. your on a 24 hour jizz diet... spillin while your sippin i encourage you to try it.

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    this is how god impregnated mary to make jesus

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeptoBismol View Post


    this is how god impregnated mary to make jesus
    No, no, no. Mary is on the ground so clearly what you have posted is ME impregnating Gods mom....

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    Quote Originally Posted by weebam View Post
    Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
    /facepalm

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    But what if your diet consists of semen? Does that mean you will ejaculate recursive rips in spacetime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnakd23 View Post
    Semen smoothies for all of you. Drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet for the ladies. your on a 24 hour jizz diet... spillin while your sippin i encourage you to try it.
    lol at drizzy's reference.
    Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohaas05 View Post
    But what if your diet consists of semen? Does that mean you will ejaculate recursive rips in spacetime?
    Thats a good question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armani View Post
    lol at drizzy's reference.
    thats drake's part...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    thats drake's part...
    yeah no shit, drizzy drake!!@!@
    Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armani View Post
    yeah no shit, drizzy drake!!@!@
    lol never heard anyone call him drizzy so i thought you were talking about weezy.
    must be you farmington kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    lol never heard anyone call him drizzy so i thought you were talking about weezy.
    must be you farmington kids...
    everyone calls him drizzy, im getting the impression you never listen to his songs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armani View Post
    everyone calls him drizzy, im getting the impression you never listen to his songs.
    idk man.

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