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  1. 01-31-2010, 04:03 PM #1
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    I personally would consider myself a pretty experienced pranker. Before you consider this idea a fail, please note i've gotten it to work before.

    Start with a basic introduction:
    - Hello, My name is Mike. I am calling from the Walmart District HeadQuarters in Miami, Florida (Or other large city located in the state of your Walmart). Is this store number #1234 (Find on Allstays, This draws them in).
    -It is? Okay perfect. I just spoke with a member of management from your store, and they told me you were having problems with your phone system in general, and the quality of the calls. Have you noticed anything weird with the phone systems? (Come on now, every walmart has phone problems.)
    -After they ramble on, tell them you will enter that into your computer system. Start clicking around on your keyboard pretending like your actually typing, and that you actually give a damn.

    Now the fun part.
    -Tell them you would like to do one of your most basic diagnosis. Explain to them that you are going to say a phrase, and they need to repeat after you. Explain how your computer systems will find differences in the clearity between your end, and their end.
    -Now, say simple phrases, and have them repeat. My favorites:
    The boy plays with the ball.
    The girl rides her bicycle.
    Father works in the garage
    Mother works in the kitchen.

    -Finally, Insert a dirty phrase at the end, lulz will be had.



    Like I said I've gotten this one to work numerous times. You can put your own twist on it.
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    ITT: Potential.
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  3. 01-31-2010, 04:10 PM #3
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    What can i say? I'm a one post wonder.
    I've gotten this one to work too many times to count. I've never bothered to record it though.
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    Record it, post it to YouTube, and put the video on here.
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    Too much work.
    Suggest me a program to record skype calls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch1337 View Post
    What can i say? I'm a one post wonder.
    I've gotten this one to work too many times to count. I've never bothered to record it though.
    No; that's why it's called a "idea".
    You suggest a prank call idea to Ownage, and Ownage, if he stops being a lazy fuck, does the call live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iKron View Post
    No; that's why it's called a "idea".
    You suggest a prank call idea to Ownage, and Ownage, if he stops being a lazy fuck, does the call live.
    Asshole.

    Also the prank has potential. We'll see.
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    Oh, well then i guess this isn't an "idea".
    But rather, an unknown of epic call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Asshole.

    Also the prank has potential. We'll see.
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    I like the idea. good effort
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    honestly.. this isnt really a good idea at all.. i was reading through thinking that this seemed really well thought out.. then got to the end.. and all you could think of was to "add in a dirty phrase"
    its like watchin a 2 and a half hour movie and then the ending just turns out to be a dam dream...

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    It would be better if we added funny shit.

    Like:

    "The woman sucks the penis"
    "The pimp slaps his hoe."
    "Prank call is a prank."



    Dunno, just throwin ideas out there.

    I might do it, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch1337 View Post
    Oh, well then i guess this isn't an "idea".
    But rather, an unknown of epic call.
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    Asshole.

    Also the prank has potential. We'll see.
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    It would be better if we added funny shit.

    Like:

    "The woman sucks the penis"
    "The pimp slaps his hoe."
    "Prank call is a prank."



    Dunno, just throwin ideas out there.

    I might do it, lol.
    Shit like "Penis in the vagina" would give it away, but the "Prank call is a pranK' would be hilarious. He could gradually go up from like "The fox jumped over the fence" to "You are gullible" to "Prank call is a prank" and then go to the obvious shit and see if the clerk realizes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iKron View Post
    Shit like "Penis in the vagina" would give it away, but the "Prank call is a pranK' would be hilarious. He could gradually go up from like "The fox jumped over the fence" to "You are gullible" to "Prank call is a prank" and then go to the obvious shit and see if the clerk realizes.
    Dude, I have to do this.

    I'll see if I get the time this week. Problem is I have to make my voice professional and not laugh n shit.
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    idk.. doesnt seem that great...
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    Yea blindkiller does suck the dick and loves to take it in the ass from black guys thats y i love going to jail so i can accidently drop the soap if u know what i mean =)
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    dooooo it
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    tldr
    Yeah! Them niggas getting scurred! Wurrd?
    All that talk was just a whole bunch of verb
    Pussy ass nigga got a whole bunch a nerve
    I have em putin' your picture on a bunch of shirts
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinekenCoC View Post
    It would be better if we added funny shit.

    Like:

    "The woman sucks the penis"
    "The pimp slaps his hoe."
    "Prank call is a prank."



    Dunno, just throwin ideas out there.

    I might do it, lol.
    Exactly!
    You add something for the last phrase.
    I personally go for the shock factor, so when i say the final phrase... I'll put on a real deep voice and say something like:
    "The teenage girl shoves a beer bottle up her asshole"
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    If Ownage could get someone to say "trolling is a bannable offense." That would be epic.
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  20. 02-01-2010, 11:57 AM #20
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    Lmao.
    I've gotten a lady to say "Father shoots a load on Grandma's face."
    It all depends on the person you get. XD
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