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    Default Craziest poker hand ever....


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    Dealer: Hand #17713913154
    Dealer: cc9an finishes in 105th place
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee shows [Jc Qc]
    Dealer: sports01 shows [Ah Ac]
    Dealer: OmgScarface shows [Ks Kd]
    Dealer: dirtymase shows [Qd Qh]
    Dealer: bgonz1957 shows [As Ad]
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: sports01 shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee ties for side pot #3 (850) with a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: sports01 ties for side pot #3 (850) with a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 shows a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins side pot #2 (945) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: OmgScarface shows a flush, King high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins side pot #1 (960) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: dirtymase shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins the main pot (5,225) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: dirtymase finishes in 102nd place
    Dealer: OmgScarface finishes in 101st place
    NoSigma: wow

    That hand pissed me off so hard...


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    Poker isn't a sport.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Poker isn't a sport.
    It's on ESPN, it's definitely not a physical sport but plenty of people consider chess a sport. It's a mental sport, if that makes sense.


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    THEN THE SPELLING BEE IS A SPORT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scarfacee View Post
    It's on ESPN, it's definitely not a physical sport but plenty of people consider chess a sport. It's a mental sport, if that makes sense.
    Carry on then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uber View Post
    THEN THE SPELLING BEE IS A SPORT.
    thank god this fucker got banned, +50 billion to whoever banned him

    but yeah thats a bitch hand, i remember i was playin once and was just 1 card away from a royal flush, i nearly shit myself.. but didnt get it -.-

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    lol. I would've have raged hardcore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uber View Post
    THEN THE SPELLING BEE IS A SPORT.
    and so is curling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Milonakis View Post
    and so is curling.
    hey man dont be hatin on curling, my friend plays, and apparently its HARDCORE!...jk my friend does play tho,i had to do it for gym last year, its kinda fun but, only for like 5 min
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    Quote Originally Posted by tedjohn09 View Post
    It is a game, not a sport.
    actually its a sport.. just not an active sport..


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    Quote Originally Posted by purdy View Post
    actually its a sport.. just not an active sport..
    a sport without action is not a sport

    poker is a card game that's all DAWGH

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcodne View Post
    a sport without action is not a sport

    poker is a card game that's all DAWGH
    so ur saying anything with action is a sport than.. what about mowing the lawn? is that a sport now? get ur def. of sports right lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarfacee View Post
    Dealer: Hand #17713913154
    Dealer: cc9an finishes in 105th place
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee shows [Jc Qc]
    Dealer: sports01 shows [Ah Ac]
    Dealer: OmgScarface shows [Ks Kd]
    Dealer: dirtymase shows [Qd Qh]
    Dealer: bgonz1957 shows [As Ad]
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: sports01 shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: DeathbyCoffee ties for side pot #3 (850) with a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: sports01 ties for side pot #3 (850) with a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 shows a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins side pot #2 (945) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: OmgScarface shows a flush, King high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins side pot #1 (960) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: dirtymase shows a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: bgonz1957 wins the main pot (5,225) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: dirtymase finishes in 102nd place
    Dealer: OmgScarface finishes in 101st place
    NoSigma: wow

    That hand pissed me off so hard...
    Yeah pushing with kings can be brutal, but this should teach you something.

    A lot of new players try to rush kings like it's an unbeatable hand, but in a lot of cases if someone is willing to call you all-in, they have something of almost equal or greater value. When you push kings you're going to come up against one of three hands most likely. AA, AK, or AQ and all of these put you in a terrible position. You only have about a 50/50 chance of taking this preflop, however if you survive the flop he's down to about a 12% chance of taking it with a pair of aces.

    Just play kings slowly and try not to get yourself in a position where you're leaving it all to luck. Those who play poker well eliminate as much luck from the game as possible.

    Also with a flush draw, it's a fact that if you have the K high flush and someone is willing to call your raises or even re-raise you that you should have been out of that pot very quickly. There are only 2 cards that people are willing to really push a flushed board with and those are the Ace and King. If you have the king and get re-raised, tough shit, I know it's hard but fold.

    Anyways, long post but I hope this helps. I'm like fucking Phil Ivey over here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoizzleForizzle View Post
    so ur saying anything with action is a sport than.. what about mowing the lawn? is that a sport now? get ur def. of sports right lol

    There's a difference between : "A sport without action is not a sport" and "Anything with action is a sport"

    I hope you can see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by RileyCola View Post
    hey man dont be hatin on curling, my friend plays, and apparently its HARDCORE!...jk my friend does play tho,i had to do it for gym last year, its kinda fun but, only for like 5 min
    yeah it looks to be about as fun as monopoly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baconator View Post
    Yeah pushing with kings can be brutal, but this should teach you something.

    A lot of new players try to rush kings like it's an unbeatable hand, but in a lot of cases if someone is willing to call you all-in, they have something of almost equal or greater value. When you push kings you're going to come up against one of three hands most likely. AA, AK, or AQ and all of these put you in a terrible position. You only have about a 50/50 chance of taking this preflop, however if you survive the flop he's down to about a 12% chance of taking it with a pair of aces.

    Just play kings slowly and try not to get yourself in a position where you're leaving it all to luck. Those who play poker well eliminate as much luck from the game as possible.

    Also with a flush draw, it's a fact that if you have the K high flush and someone is willing to call your raises or even re-raise you that you should have been out of that pot very quickly. There are only 2 cards that people are willing to really push a flushed board with and those are the Ace and King. If you have the king and get re-raised, tough shit, I know it's hard but fold.

    Anyways, long post but I hope this helps. I'm like fucking Phil Ivey over here.

    It was a tournament and i was below the chip average, i picked up a decent hand people were playing fairly loose and i moved in with it. I got called by QJ, AA, and AA which is a highly unlikely situation especially when both the guys with AA were in the blinds if i remember correctly. Generally KK is a very strong hand because in a tournament the chip stacks vary greatly and some people who are low stacked are going to call with weaker hands and some people have such an immense amount of chips they'll call fairly loosely. I expected to be called by an under pair like 88 where i would have the situation dominated or maybe AQ (AK would be unlikely since i had two of the four kings), If it was AQ vs KK i would be in a good situation since he'd basically be drawing for three outs (the three aces left considering no one else folded an ace) which would be an advantage to me. People don't ONLY call all-ins with aces especially in tournaments.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scarfacee View Post
    It was a tournament and i was below the chip average, i picked up a decent hand people were playing fairly loose and i moved in with it. I got called by QJ, AA, and AA which is a highly unlikely situation especially when both the guys with AA were in the blinds if i remember correctly. Generally KK is a very strong hand because in a tournament the chip stacks vary greatly and some people who are low stacked are going to call with weaker hands and some people have such an immense amount of chips they'll call fairly loosely. I expected to be called by an under pair like 88 where i would have the situation dominated or maybe AQ (AK would be unlikely since i had two of the four kings), If it was AQ vs KK i would be in a good situation since he'd basically be drawing for three outs (the three aces left considering no one else folded an ace) which would be an advantage to me. People don't ONLY call all-ins with aces especially in tournaments.
    Hahaha trust me, you do not need to tell me how to play Poker, my winnings speak for themselves.

    Anyways, it's clear you have some idea of what you're doing, let's just hope that next time you leave it all to luck you get a better board.


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    ahahahahaha, i laughed.

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