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  1. 01-03-2010, 03:01 PM #1
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    I was playing one day and now my X button is stick and is harder to press down and takes a lot longer to come back up
    how should i clean my controller
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    dip it in a sink full of water

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    Quote Originally Posted by dylan View Post
    dip it in a sink full of water
    Works every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    I was playing one day and now my X button is stick and is harder to press down and takes a lot longer to come back up
    how should i clean my controller
    Smash the controller into pieces, collect the pieces and craft them into a blade. Then proceed to stab yourself in the heart for wanting to play your Xbox360.
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    can i get some real help
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    we gave you real help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dylan View Post
    dip it in a sink full of water
    then imediately after let it soak in a tub of anal lube for aproximately 15 min. this will help your buttons move very quickly up and down and your thubsticks to glide very smoothly.

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    Get a new controller, and try to avoid masturbating on it this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    can i get some real help
    A psychologist should help you out with your xbox360 problem....
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    When you put it in the sink make sure you dont move it around or press any buttons or too much water will flood into the controller just let it sit for about 45min and make sure its turned off.
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    ok sorry help that works
    and wont break my controller
    god damn its like talking to a bunch of smart ass 10 year olds
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    ok sorry help that works
    and wont break my controller
    god damn its like talking to a bunch of smart ass 10 year olds
    Actually I'm 12....
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    ok sorry help that works
    and wont break my controller
    god damn its like talking to a bunch of smart ass 10 year olds
    Your welcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    ok sorry help that works
    and wont break my controller
    god damn its like talking to a bunch of smart ass 10 year olds
    You're the one playing Xbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeToasterSmoothie View Post
    When you put it in the sink make sure you dont move it around or press any buttons or too much water will flood into the controller just let it sit for about 45min and make sure its turned off.
    yeah, place it in gently. if its wireless make sure to keep the battery in securely so water wont seap into the controller
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterofDoom View Post
    A psychologist should help you out with your xbox360 problem....
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    you enjoy your life dont you

    ok so playing xbox makes me 10... ugh i really hate you guys right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by zad1212 View Post
    you enjoy your life dont you
    Helping out people with mental health issues such as "desire to play xbox 360" brings me great joy.
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    Stick dick in controller port. Tell me what happens.
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    i don't know how we are not helping..
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    you know what is sad
    i would get better help from /b/ than you guys
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