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    I have a paranoid mon.Earlier tonight she installed this windows live internet tracker thing on my computer along with a keylogger on BOTH my hard drives, windows XP and windows 7. She actually blocked all Internet access on XP, and this made me mad. She wants me to use windows 7 when mynvidia drive crashes every 10 minutes so I can't play games and all I can do on XP is play battlefiel 2142. My main question is why would my mom do this? And should I do something or just accept it? Anyone know how to uninstall the dame software?I have tried but failed.Help,plz...

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    Ur mum put a keylogger on your computer to watch what your doing?
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    I agree with Satsuma117, She's just a protective mother =]

    Oh and FYI she can see what your typing RIGHT NOW.

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    If you know the name of the keylogger you could probably stop it in system processes but i wouldnt do that all the time because if u were on ur computer and nothing showed up for her she might get suspicious
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    Ha Ha! No porn for you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Ha Ha! No porn for you!!
    LOLOLOLLLLLLLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Ha Ha! No porn for you!!
    Lol he could just copy and paste porn if its a shit keylogger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Ha Ha! No porn for you!!
    Time to get creative with your very own imagination

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    I remember when this happened to someone. It was a huge story in the news. The kid found out that his mom had installed a keylogger and started typing things in like "how to kill my mom" in google and made searches for similar things.

    Now THAT would be bad news.


    EDIT: To uninstall it go to add/remove programs and just hit uninstall but you're going to need a password that she created and your mom will notice instantly that no files are being logged. Best course of action, cut a deal with her. Propose that If you're good and she sees that you're being good and doing what she wants for a month then it gets taken off of your computer. Probably all you can do.
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    Start typing in searches for bestiality and gay porn, and more for what the best forms of torture and law evasion are. She'll love that.


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    She is trying to find your porn stash by tracking where you go on your computer

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    The easiest way is to delete system 32 it will remove the keylogger and send her a fake log every day so she will not become suspicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by siennal View Post
    I have a paranoid mon.Earlier tonight she installed this windows live internet tracker thing on my computer along with a keylogger on BOTH my hard drives, windows XP and windows 7. She actually blocked all Internet access on XP, and this made me mad. She wants me to use windows 7 when mynvidia drive crashes every 10 minutes so I can't play games and all I can do on XP is play battlefiel 2142. My main question is why would my mom do this? And should I do something or just accept it? Anyone know how to uninstall the dame software?I have tried but failed.Help,plz...
    The same!! My mom told me that she installed porn filter in my PC, now i cant open facebook, youtube and some other sites, even games. But I'm already 15!!
    I do really do nothing "special", but she seems to consider it neccessary and call her despotic behave as responsibility and love, it's no way to communicate, so disappoint!!

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    the answer to all problems computer based. format!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamb_of_God View Post
    Ha Ha! No porn for you!!
    haha :b

    Hm, dude... you should just accept it.
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    Lol that sucks. I'd say the best way to go about it is talk with your guys' moms about it in a mature way. Tell her you wish that she would respect your privacy because you respect her privacy so you expect the same in return. You should also throw in a lot of "I understand your position in the situation" They like that cause they think they're getting through to you. And If that doesn't help I'd just wait a bit, only go on sites that she'd approve of and then try again later
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    Go look up porn on her computer.
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    Go on porn on your computer open the side of the computer jizz in there so it dies. Tape up all the holes like for fans and stuff and fill it with water then drop it on her head and buy a new computer.

    Watch porn, get a new computer and she wont remember a thing then just make sure she doesnt install it again.
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    This probably isn't the best place to ask for advice on such topics. With the exception of a few people, I don't know if you're actually getting any help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danilo View Post
    This probably isn't the best place to ask for advice on such topics. With the exception of a few people, I don't know if you're actually getting any help.
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